What about premium pay for enduring "Old Guy Smell Syndrome" or OGSS for short. It's a mixture of mothball, embalming fluid and juniper berries (key ingredient for something mixed with tonic).
OGSS is lethal in large doses by the way.... There's already a limit on dry ice for this very reason, maybe we should have OGSS detectors on our lanyards as well.
All in fun, and remember if you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at me laughing at you...
TSfnD
P.S. Skunked Labs don't smell any better...