We can pretend, and the public might buy it, but we all know what's really going on. There's no use hiding it any longer. When the ejector pumps clog and the chemtrail machines back up and that **** gets in the cabin air, that's what causes air rage.
That, and long lines to the lav. That will **** off a saint.
And of course, let's face facts. Who doesn't want to kill that snot nosed kid that keeps kicking the seat back? I say let it out. Let hit happen. Crush that kid in the tray table, throw your jacket over it, and order a nice drink. It's a long flight.
Enjoy.