Interesting. Just came across this.
Maybe first class should board last


https://www.pnas.org/content/113/20/5588

 

Communist SJW BS IMO. Correlation does not necessarily equal Causation.

Airplanes without premium seating are typically smaller RJ's or turboprops. Shorter flights, shorter lines, shorter boarding time, less opportunity and time to get drunk.

And the only big planes with no premium seats at all are ULCC... so ULCC pax are better behaved??? Tell that to a spirit pilot.

Also chicken or egg? Are premium pax better behaved because they have money and comfort? Or perhaps they have money and comfort BECAUSE they are better behaved.

I might buy their premise that premium pax exhibit a different flavor of misbehavior, when they do misbehave.

 

Just operated out of Europe, and listening to dispatcher prior to our flight. Ryanair had an overweight, emergency landing aircraft inbound, due to pax being injured. They told me the pax were fighting each other inflight...

 

This is what causes air rage :

https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/frontier/121434-frontier-passenger-arrested-easter-weekend.html

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMVMbmQBug

 

We can pretend, and the public might buy it, but we all know what's really going on. There's no use hiding it any longer. When the ejector pumps clog and the chemtrail machines back up and that **** gets in the cabin air, that's what causes air rage.

That, and long lines to the lav. That will **** off a saint.

And of course, let's face facts. Who doesn't want to kill that snot nosed kid that keeps kicking the seat back? I say let it out. Let hit happen. Crush that kid in the tray table, throw your jacket over it, and order a nice drink. It's a long flight.

Enjoy.

 

It’s not the snot nosed kid you want to go after, it’s the parents sitting next to him letting him do it. They don’t want to discipline little Johnny because it might stifle his creativity! The good news is after he flunks out of college he will be back living with mommy and daddy until they die and he or she inherits!

 

What causes air rage?

Hmmmm.... let's think about this likely sequence of events:



- driving with idiots trying to get to the airport on time

- getting yelled at by "Traffic enforcement" if you take too long to unload your bags from your car or say bye to loved ones

- having to deal with a kiosk that doesn't work

- getting yelled at by the ticket agent because your bag is overweight and then having to rearrange your luggage in front of everyone

- being upcharged for every possible item

- standing in line half an hour for TSA

- getting pornoscanned / nuked and then getting your junk groped by TSA because after all you're probably a criminal (land of the free, right?)

- having to rush to the gate because TSA took 3 times longer than it should

- getting to the gate and being forced to listen to CNN penetrate your eardrums at full volume while waiting to board

- having to pay 2 or 3 times as much than you otherwise wood for food and drink in the terminal because you're not allowed to bring it through TSA

- having to sit through the gate agents rambling about such and such mileage points credit card detail offer

- having to line up everyone getting on the plane at once and stand around for another 30 minutes on the jetway because the gate agent wants to have everyone in line during the boarding process

- being told your carry on has to be stowed in the cargo bin

- being cramped in smaller seats than what federal prisoners are legally allowed to have

- being delayed and sitting on the tarmac due to poor ATC management of the national airspace



And by this point the plane pushes back and the journey begins. I can't imagine why ANYONE would possibly have air rage by now?

Is it any wonder the general public just loves to fly so much?

 

That’s a bit dramatic. Honestly, if people just give themselves some extra time it’s not a big deal going through the airport.

 

Nail hit squarely on the head!

 

Sounds like envy breeds anger.