I’d prefer you get your schít out of the cockpit, quit dumpster diving and flirting with the cart Donkey’s so I can plug my headset in and turn on the APU. Im on my way to the overnight and the beer isn’t gonna drink itself.

How many of you guys worries about the germs use the TV remote in the hotel? You get in that shower? Mmmmh. Yea.

But seriously? Plugged unplugged? Who gives a rats poop hole. You put your iPad in don’t you? Program the FMS? FFD? Is it that hard to spend the 2.4seconds to plug or unplug?

The things we complain about.