Airbus Headsets
#61
Get your own headset man. Have you seen some of these dirtball, coming into work sick, “I was in San Nicholas” hsv2 having clowns in our airline? I’m mean just take a look at the windscreens. It looks like some of these people just ate chicken and waffles and wiped their hands clean on the glass.
And oh btw, move the damn seat up if you are going to leave the headset unplugged so I don’t skewer my skull on the overhead. And the screens in the Airbus aren’t touch screens, so keep your booger hooks off of them. And open the damn vent when you unass the airplane is LAS and it’s 113 outside. And yer on guard, and get off my lawn. Sheesh.
Yeah, brake fans. Those are pretty cool. Hope this helps.
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And oh btw, move the damn seat up if you are going to leave the headset unplugged so I don’t skewer my skull on the overhead. And the screens in the Airbus aren’t touch screens, so keep your booger hooks off of them. And open the damn vent when you unass the airplane is LAS and it’s 113 outside. And yer on guard, and get off my lawn. Sheesh.
Yeah, brake fans. Those are pretty cool. Hope this helps.
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#62
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: 320 F.O.
Posts: 1,386
I’d prefer you get your schít out of the cockpit, quit dumpster diving and flirting with the cart Donkey’s so I can plug my headset in and turn on the APU. Im on my way to the overnight and the beer isn’t gonna drink itself.
How many of you guys worries about the germs use the TV remote in the hotel? You get in that shower? Mmmmh. Yea.
But seriously? Plugged unplugged? Who gives a rats poop hole. You put your iPad in don’t you? Program the FMS? FFD? Is it that hard to spend the 2.4seconds to plug or unplug?
The things we complain about.
How many of you guys worries about the germs use the TV remote in the hotel? You get in that shower? Mmmmh. Yea.
But seriously? Plugged unplugged? Who gives a rats poop hole. You put your iPad in don’t you? Program the FMS? FFD? Is it that hard to spend the 2.4seconds to plug or unplug?
The things we complain about.
#63
Banned
Joined APC: Jun 2019
Posts: 442
Ouchy zing James!! Careful now, you almost penetrated my safe bubble.
I decided to stay at Jetblue because Giggity is so great, I love the culture and, we are getting neos!! It’s gonna be so great, all the headset crying dingleberries will forget all about their silly crusade.
Oh and making the headset nazis cry on the interwebsis fun too. Wah wah.
I decided to stay at Jetblue because Giggity is so great, I love the culture and, we are getting neos!! It’s gonna be so great, all the headset crying dingleberries will forget all about their silly crusade.
Oh and making the headset nazis cry on the interwebsis fun too. Wah wah.
#64
Line Holder
Joined APC: Apr 2013
Posts: 56
Did you go running into Kent's office again crying about all the bad mean pilots on the interwebs?! You're perfect for JB and our fine brand of snitch culture. Next time you're crying while plugging the headset back in might wanna give it a sniff first.....
#65
Banned
Joined APC: Jun 2019
Posts: 442
Yeah...ok. Not a JFK guy. And don’t snitch. I’d email you directly if I got in a plane behind you without the headset plugged in, or just plug it back in. Or just plug my own in if I have it with me. But keep deflecting from the fact that you are a douche.
#66
Line Holder
Joined APC: Apr 2013
Posts: 56
I’m devastated. It hurts when you can’t control the behaviors of all huh? Oh and you don’t snitch huh? Don’t kick that can, you wouldn’t want it to be exposed in a public forum.
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