Originally Posted by SkyBusDriver
You're kidding, right? How low-brow is the profession going to go?
The day tipping pilots becomes acceptable, I'll quit flying and become a bertender. The hours are better, you meet more chicks, AND you get to sleep in your own bed most nights.

Yeah, but you also have to listen to every drunk's sob story, but maybe you won't have to sleep in your own bed alone..