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Old 03-26-2020, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by BruhPilot View Post
The remodel will be stronger government control over everything; the fresh coat of paint will be communism. Unfortunately the contractor is a crook, so we will have wasted our money, and the newly remodeled house will have lost market value and probably fall apart.

Get out our guns, the commies are coming!

That’s SO 1980. Haven’t you heard? Even the Reds dumped communism, and those same Russians (l mean, literally, like ex-KGB and all) are our bestest friends nowadays, forget those advanced capitalist democracies. It’s right in front of us: yellow draft dodger + red = ORANGE!

And everyone says the “mainstream media” is fear-mongering. All I see there is reasoned analysis and variety of opinions...but who needs THAT?

Commies, huh? So when do we get to shoot ‘em?
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