Hey man... OTZ is like really smart and stuff. He has so many friends, and if he told us who those friends are we like totally wouldn't even believe him. Did you know he has a boat and lots of investments? He's really smart that's why... His southwest pilot neighbor comes over weekly to tell him how smart he is and admire his money pile.

We better be careful not to upset him or else we might lose this beacon of enlightened knowledge and insider information!