I just came to lying naked on the floor in the fetal position sucking my thumb. Your reference to 3 am ready reserves gives me wicked flashbacks to years ago sitting in the quiet lounge in CVG trying to fight for one of the two lazy boys available. Ready reserve is the absolute worst assignment at Comair. There should never be a situation that the company couldn't predict a two hour callout for. Time to drink some scotch now, warm the belly and forget the old 14 hour duty days, reduced rest layovers following the early RR.