Originally Posted by
full of luv
My favorite headline:
3 alarm fire at wax museum surprisingly yields hundreds of new Danny DeVito statues!
Onion fan for life, I’ve always thought these were my top 3:
”Heroic Pitbull Journeys 2000 Miles to Attack Owner”
”War on String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General”
”Scientific Study: Are ‘Members Only’ Jackets Being Worn by Non-Members?”