Originally Posted by
trescommas
Onion fan for life, I’ve always thought these were my top 3:
”Heroic Pitbull Journeys 2000 Miles to Attack Owner”
”War on String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General”
”Scientific Study: Are ‘Members Only’ Jackets Being Worn by Non-Members?”
When Jenna Bush (the former pres’s daughter) turned 18 the Onion’s headline -
“Jenna Bush’s Federally Protected Private Wetlands Now Open for Public Drilling”.
I still laugh every time I think about it.