On April Fools Day, we noticed that the FAs were slipping toilet paper over the cockpit door. They put the whole roll over the door and it wound up in a big pile.

To get them back, on the next leg as we taxied out, after I made the normal welcome announcement I said:

Today is a special day for both of our flight attendants. One is an aspiring author who has just been published for the first time. Her debut article, about her recent vacation in Mexico, is on page 45 of this month's Sky magazine and can be found in your seat back pocket.

Our other flight attendant came to us a couple of years ago to conquer her fear of heights. Now that she has conquered her fear, she will be leaving us after this flight in order to pursue her lifelong dream of becoming a trapeze artist in the circus.

Please take the time to congratulate them both.
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Also, the captain took the TP and stuffed it in their overnight bags when they weren't looking.