Originally Posted by
Sperrysan
Nah if you wear gloves you don't need to wash your hands. Gloves are impregnated with germ repelling nanomolecuses that keep them clean. Everyone knows that.
So, you can wipe your rear with them. Saves toilet paper. Then immediately wipe your nose with them. Saves Kleenex. Got it.
Please ignore that brown smear on your upper lip.