HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

I was waiting for the nose gear to give out. That's one where you keep the FLTdeck door closed and slide you seat back out of view until everyone deplanes. Then if it's the end of your day or if you have a plane swap, instead of walking up your jetway you go outside and go up the one next door so no one knows you're the crew. LOL!