Originally Posted by p1kraft

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Acceptance Check
Preflight............Complete
Porn Check........Positive [Negative]
MM1.................A/C ___ Checked
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Porn QRH

Porn found/not found in cockpit

Is there porn in the cockpit?
YES NO
| ...|
| ...Install porn as needed.
| ...End QRH
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Is the captain and first officer male?
YES NO
| ...|
| ...Advise of location and quality at your discretion. Disgust may be
| ...shown. Sneak peeks as needed.
| ...END QRH
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Advise of location and quality of porn. Look as needed. Crew morale and motivation boost is normal. High five as necessary.
END QRH



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