Urban Rumor: If you go to the doctor for a note and share a giggle at the inanity of it all..make sure he takes the time to actually record in your records what ailment you were suffering (especially if you phone it in). The "under my care" works fine on the note, but the company can subpoena your medical records if they suspect foul play. Another reason a note from your neighbor the doctor (a veterinarian) isn't a good idea...