You must have missed the smiley face! Me, screaming fire? That's hilarious. Swing and a miss, I'm afraid. By a mile. And, who appointed you in charge of this place regarding who gets to post what and on which topics? Hell, I may post more often just to PYO.

The pilots of United have lifted their skirts since the day I was hired. You know that history is on my side here. Please excuse my overt pessimism and attempt at some levity. Lord knows this place can use some.