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Old 06-10-2021, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BeamMeUp View Post
Gym is open, no reservation needed and no time limit. Must wear a mask and bring your own towel.
Anyone who's read Douglass Adams knows that the most important thing to bring on the road is a towel.

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. ..... use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.”
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