It makes going to work worthwhile.


My favorite:

Limo to LGA from JFK, but guess what? No limo, so we call and get the usual, "We'll call you back."

7 hours later . . .

Scheduling calls and asks my favorite question, "where are you?" Now that they actually need us in LGA they finally find a limo to LGA and instruct is to go to the MAT. " Why are we going to the MAT?" we ask. "Don't question us we are the all omnipotent scheduling, we know where you need to go, never question the all powerful, pit-dwelling schedulers." (They didn't really say that, but it sounds good to me) So we go to the MAT.

2 hours later . . .

RING! Scheduling: "Where are you?" Us: "The MAT." Scheduling: "What are you doing there?"

meh