For those who know my interests, you'll appreciate this:

Yo Ho Yo Ho, a pilot’s life for me
Pull up on the yoke, I hope I don’t choke
Drink up ye pilots, Yo Ho!
Step down on the rudder, so people don’t shudder
Drink up ye pilots, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho Yo Ho, a pilot’s life for me
I’m away from home, playing in Rome
Drink up ye pilots, Yo Ho!
For the drinks I paid, I hope I get laid
Drink up ye pilots, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho Yo Ho, a pilot’s life for me
Now flying is fun, I carry a gun!
Drink up ye pilots, Yo Ho!
So can you see, it’s all about me,
Drink up ye pilots, Yo Ho!