Attention all SWA Mouthbreathers!!!!!!


I’m here to help you with your mouthbreathing because I love you.❤️

This is a campaign. It’s part of a decades old playbook. It’s intent is to destroy unity and resolve. The source might be the company, just some of your fellow mouthbreathers or a combination of both.

It’s an attempt to get you to believe the company is offering a 55 percent narrow body raise if SWAPA would only play ball. This way you will lose unity, question why you are doing things like picketing and want for SWAPA to agree to capitulate on myriad items so as not mess up these “huge” raises.

It has no listed aircraft type so you won’t know that it’s for wide bodies.

It has no dates so you won’t know it’s for end of contract.

It uses the words “potential” and “rumored” so nobody gets sued or in trouble by NMB for lying or negotiating in public.


Speaking of wide bodies;

Any of those potential shiny new objects would almost certainly not hit the line before the amendable date of our next contract.

15 of them would be about 225 pilots or 2.3 percent of the pilot group.


Convert those rates to TFP and then down by the standard amount from WB to narrow body industry rates. What you get is almost exactly the Alaska TA narrow body rates.

Don’t take this bait mouthbreathers.


Welcome to Costco, I love you.❤️



-your friend,

mouthbreathers