Heres one for ya,
Hung Chow calls in to the little Chinese food place that he works and says " I no come work today, I hav stumuk problem and head ache"
His boss says " Hung Chow, I really need you today, when I have such problems, I go to my wife for s*x and then I am all better"
2 hours later Hung Chow arrives at work, exhuberant,
" I am much betta now" he says," Hey, you hav nice house!"