Originally Posted by QRH Bingo

You seem like the perfect candidate for Republic and their new training contract. While many (most) disagree with the language and penalties, it could work for you. Do not view that suggestion as a promotion, as I disagree with it, but everyone has reasons for their decisions. If you are good with being bound to the company for 5 years, it will certainly pay the bills while advancing your resumé.
Fractionals like NetJets and Flexjet are offering interviews to 1500hr CFIs so it would be worth the time to submit an application. They are "home-based" so you would be able to stay where you are. Think outside the 121 box and start searching for part 135 jobs, many out there.