Originally Posted by
cessna157
Was deadheading on Chautauqua today and for entertainment I decided to read the safety information card in the seat back, and found some interesting things in the picture:
- In the picture showing the brace positions, there is a man giving a woman a massage and the lady behind them is breastfeeding her baby
- Oxy mask demo: a mother is putting a mask on her horribly deformed child
- Pax door: After opening the door a man is standing in the doorway applauding the f/o's attempt at landing
- Service door: Man is helping a woman out of the door by placing his hands on her chest and crotch
- Overwing exits: Man has jumped out onto the ground and looks at his watch to see if he is still going to make his connection
- Infant life vests: A baby yoda appears to have been dipped in blue juice before putting his vest on.
Dude funniest thing i've ever seen....
AND
Could this 50% "shift" in NE flying be bad news for cincinnati. I know that the suits at DL are saying "no base closes' but that could be all just a crock of crap for the Dept. of Justice to soak in so they approve the merger. Could be a pre-emptive move by DL to get us more established in the east before the axe CVG post merger...
Just a thought. (It'd be a good, sneaky, backhanded way for teh company to ditch senior guys......
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