An idiot, as always, he provided absolutely no useful information beyond a lot of "wow, that's the worst tailstrike I've ever seen."

He's just got a video up on the SEAT crash in Montana, which includes, among other gems, that it took on "15,000 lbs of water," which is really impressive, given that it's a sixteen thousand pound airplane. He can't post a video and get it right. He just can't.

There's plenty of "look at me" factor, though. They're one long selfie. Brilliant.