Originally Posted by CRJDriver

I’m in love! Her name is CRJ-900 Next Gen, she is Canadian and one sweet ride. Even though she looks big from the outside, she is actually pretty easy and looks tight once you get inside of her. She’ll give you a little twinkle with her sparkly LED lights and plays you some music to keep you calm. No foreplay’s required for his gal, to turn her on and get her going, all I have do is have to push one button (that doesn’t required two AA batteries). She climbs like a rocket and rides smooth on top, but once she gets going, it’s hard to get her down. Once its time to let her down, you have to be gentle and work your magic. She doesn’t like it when the wind doesn’t blow in her face on landing and comes from an angle, she’ll throw you some curve balls and can be quite a handful. Once on the ground, she’s exhausted while I get off her with a smile on my face. I walk around her for one last time to check out her rear, while thinking it’s now time for a beer (Hey, that rhymes)