The Air Force wanted to encourage their higher ranking officers and chiefs to take an early retirement,so they came up with an idea, they would pay 10,000 per foot of body space to any of these folks who would take the early retirement.
The way that they were calculating was that they ask the candidate to choose from which part to start and which to stop. The first officer said from head to toe, and walked out with 60 grand. The next was a grizzled old chief, who told them to measure from the tip of his weenie to his test**les. They asked him to reconsider, as this was unwise.
He insisted.
So, a medical examinor was brought in and he was told "drop 'em"
The examinor got out his tape measure and started at the tip of his weenie, then he said "My God man, where are your test**cles!"
The old chief replied smugly, "Vietnam"