Few weeks ago some weather was moving though the northeast, there was a nasty cell sitting right over ASSAULT on the VOR 13L into JFK.

ATC told us: "Comair 123, cleared VOR 13L approach, there is a cell sitting right over ASSLT, you guys should be fine, even American Airlines is flying though it"

We, including the jumpseater, got a good chuckle out of that one. Gotta love NY controllers.

Always a good time at JFK Ground: "Ummm... Air China where are you?"...."Yeah, you shouldn't be there". "Everyone get out of the way, Air China coming through"