Speaking for girls & FAs...

What's the best way to get a flight attendant in bed?
-Make them work 5 legs back to back and an all nighter.

What do you call a bunch of Flight Attendants in a basement?
-A Whine Cellar!

What do you call a bunch of senior flight attendants in a spa?
-Gorillas in the mist.

How does a flight attendant tell a passenger to go to hell?
-I'll be right back!

What's the difference between a Flight Attendant and a Mercedes?
-Not everyone has been on a Mercedes.

How do you make a flight attendant come with one finger?
-Pressing the flight attendant call button.

An airhead Flight Attendant, a smart Flight Attendant and Santa Claus jumped off the airplane after they lost both engines. Who made the largest splash?
-The airhead Flight Attendant. The others don't exist!

How does a Comair Pilot screw in a light bulb?
-He holds the bulb in the socket and the world revolves around him...