Upon hearing that her grandfather had passed away, Katie went straight to to her grandmothers house to comfort her.When she asked how he had died, her grandmother replied " He had a heart attack while we were making love Sunday morning"
Horrified, Katie explained that 2 people nearly 100 years old should never do that. "oh no" replied granny, " many years ago we realized that with our advancing age the best time to do it was Sunday morning with the church bells, nice and slow, in with the ding and out with the dong" She paused to wipe away a tear, "He'd still be alive if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along"