F'n Soaper Memo:

For Comair pilots facing certain furlough, we want you to know we have your best interests at heart. To show this, we have arranged for McDonalds to have a hiring office outside the CVG Terminal 1 employee turnstyles.

Comair pilots will be given preferential hiring. Pee tests are free.

That unpaid hour you spent watching the security video will not go to waste. Besides, who wants non-rev bennies on overbooked flights when you can get 50% meal discounts and FREE UNIFORMS!

This is a great way to hang around the airport, earn similar money to Comair 3rd year pay, and keep taking advantage of those speedy employee parking shuttle busses.

Most of all, you'll have the chance to pay back all your Captain friends for the free meals they bought you in the past... since they'll all be starving First Officers again, you can sneak them an apple pie or large fries while they sit ready reserve in Concourse C. Of course those caught doing so will be fired from McDonalds, have their SIDA badge revoked, and lose their ALPA seniority number.

This is a limited time offer.

I'm Lovin' it!

Sincerely,
Dave F'n Soaper