Everyone take notice of what just one caring employee can do for the company - by selecting a more sensible uniform, CRJDriver has solved our APU issue. These flight attendants are smiling because they're never too hot at the gate in the summertime. Happy FAs mean happy customers. Besides, our passengers will be too distracted (good or bad) to notice a little thing like 100 degree cabins.

CRJDriver has also considered the TSA aspect - these uniforms will speed up the screening process and probably allow male crewmembers to wander right past the TSA agents.

Note also the matching shoes - something sorely missing with today's Comair FA dress code.

As far as roadkill, the "drag to the right during taxi" was a shot at whoever taxied the winglet into a fencepost in JFK last week.