Hey look, I flew the B737 a few years ago. It's a great a/c no doubt !

Do you mind if I pick up some of that open time in the right seat for $150 an hour ?

I know where the radio and gear handle is, I won't fart or snore too much. I don't even want a seniority number.

I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU OUT IN YOU TIME OF NEED !

Sound crazy Herkulesdrvr ?

If it does, there's still hope for you. If not ...


P.S.

Don't forget that the SARCASM light should be flashing after the second line !