Next week:
The TSA agency has decided to switch to black uniforms after several instances involving aircraft while wearing the new blue uniforms. The black unifroms are being distributed to give TSA a "new look" that demands authority unlike the now tainted blue and previous white uniforms. The TSA has planned multiple new uniforms for a continued "fresh face" after each humiliating event. After black comes red, brown, green, peach, copper, cream, sky blue, violet, yellow, gray, rose, tomato, banana, cherry, grape, watermelon then back to white again. The colors will the be rotated each time there's an occurance.