A woman went to see her family doctor over the issue of her husbands libido, which she wanted to improve. "How about Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"No" said the woman, " He wont even take aspirin"
"Well put this in his coffee, he'll never notice" and the doctor gave her the medicine.
She called him back a week later..
"Oh doctor, it was terrible, oh horrors, oh Lord have Mercy!!!!"
The doctor asked what had happened, perplexed.
"I did as you said, put it in his coffee, the effect was immediate. He stood up and you could see from the front of his trousers that he was ready to go, He swept all the dishes of the table, tore my clothes off, and made mad passionate love to me right there on the table, best I've had in 20 years"
"Isn't that what you wanted?" said the doctor.
"Yes, it was" said the woman, "but how can I ever show my face at Starbucks again?"
