I think I figured it out. All we need is coal! Remember Farris Bueler's Day Off?
Management is a bunch of gready tight wads right? We could be working for pennies and it would still be too much according to them.. So we just shove a bunch of coal up thier A&&es and in two weeks we will have a diamond factory. We could make much more money on diamonds than the chiefs office can selling those crazy special edition watches for 2000 or 2500.00 or whatever.