Displaced to the 50...awaiting imminent furlough. I heart Comair.

Anyone notice the JDRF signs everywhere? Now the real JDRF, IMO, is a very good and deserving charity, unlike last month's love fest with the You Slighted Way. However, feeling sorry for myself and fellow furloughees, I propose our own JDRF: Junior Displacements Receiving Furloughs.

Comair JDRF is accepting donations of cash, liquor, anti depressants, and therapy sessions with Stuart Smalley...because we're good enough, smart enough and gosh darn it...people like us. Please give generously.