Originally Posted by
Airhoss
Hey guys,
I've got a great position on some llamas and a couple of jajoba bean farms you can use your money from your optioneer accounts to invest in these exciting financial vehicles. Just send your certified funds or cash to Airline pilot investments INC.. Pilots helping pilots throw away money on "How could you possibly lose money on this?" scams since the Wright brothers first turned a prop!!
Speaking of good investment advice for pilots:
This is called the 401-K(eg) Plan.
Retirement plans compared...
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.