Old 10-06-2008 | 09:49 AM
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Go find a quality inn or holiday inn right beside a highway. Stay there for 18hrs. Don't bring your car. Then try to entertain yourself for the day/night. good luck finding a healthy place to eat. Better yet, get a smoking room with a view of that highway. Find some fat, old or gay person to eat dinner with. Watch them order water, and an order of fries. And listen to them ***** for 2 hrs. Then risk your life walking back to the hotel so you can inhale some toxic mold from the a/c machine.
Now do this for 4 days 3 nights. 4 or 5 times a month. 200 times a year.
Then the company will reward you with $20k/year for all your troubles.
Oh, you will work Christmas, Thanksgiving, all bank holidays, your birthday and weekends. But you will get a to say hello to all the fat trailerpark slobs that are boarding your 50 seat airplane. They hate you because you make $140k/year and only work 80hrs/month.

Go home to find that after paying your school loans, bills, rent etc... you have $40 for the month for food and beer.
Ahhhh but your an airline pilot!
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