I was the Aircraft Commander of a KC-10 crew that was ferrying F-15s from Alaska to Florida. During our stay in Panama City FL., the Air Force loaned us a "blue bomber" ... one of those really old crew buses.

We decided to have dinner and we drove the bus down to the main drag and settled on a seafood outfit on the water. After dinner, we decided to leave the bus parked in the restaurant parking lot and to walk to a strip club.

As we enterred the strip club parking lot, naked strippers, half naked strippers, and some patrons suddenly started running out of the front door. We were in amazement because you just don't see a bunch of naked strippers running out the door towards you -- what a welcome party!

Unfortunately, seconds laters, flames ripped through the center portion of the roof and within minutes, the entire building was engulfed in flames. Several cars/trucks parked along and near the building were damaged due to the excessive heat.

The strippers were crying and upset that they were "losing everything". It was hilarious because some were trying to find clothes to put on while others didn't seem to care. Most had their 15 minutes of fame as they had their "Jerry Springer" moment talking to the local news outlets.

My crew decided to go to a bar located adjacent to the stip club and several of the girls joined us. Some of us tried to capitalize on the situation; however, everyone was unsuccessful. The girls were just way to upset about losing their cash cow.

-Fatty