Originally Posted by BobSakamano

I'd like to send it back with a note that says something like this:

Dear Sirs:

The local pawn shop wouldn't buy my furlough pen. It's inedible, so I can't feed it to my children. I don't need a pen to file for unemployment and don't want a constant reminder of my love for Comair.

I am returning this pen, postage due of course. Please mail it to someone that gives a damn.

Sincerely,

Bob Sakamano