I'll gladly take all of your hams and distribute them evenly to my belly. They'll go nicely with my unemployment and food stamps this holiday season.

Anybody doing any NRSA travel while on furlough? I've been traveling around the country looking for jobs at Disney and Sea World. You know, all the places a pilot would normally "look for a job". I wonder if the Wal-Mart on Nantucket is hiring this time of year?