Dear Comair,

It was a blustery fall day in Atlanta, as I sit here after another lovely day of short call from home. I found myself not outside, but dwelling in my room like a cave troll in...a cave, bumbling around on your majestic scheduling software called "Maestro."

Oh it is a glamorous tool, as it bestows upon me multiple opportunities to try my login 15 times as it continually boots me out after being on for 3 seconds. Not to mention its consistent demand that I acknowledge nothing has changed on my schedule, much like the button that train conductors must push to ensure the machine that they're still awake.

But please Comair, with every little bit of dignity I have left. With every spare ounce of respect I have for this industry. If you're going to allow me the pleasure to see the green line that you have reserved for me on furlough. And further, if you're going to allow me to CLICK on said green line. Please Comair, ensure that you AT LEAST SPELL THE WORD "FURLOUGH" RIGHT *********S.

Furlogh, what is a furlogh. Maybe this is the mitigation??? Is this what the union and you have finally come to terms on? To make it easy on all of us, you've made it so it wont be a full furlough..just a furlogh.

I hate idiocy.

That is all, carry on.

Sincerely,

Disgruntled employee #171773