if you lost my shoe in dallas and couldn't find it for like 8 minutes causing me to walk around with one shoe on only to further how goofy i look...

if you won't let me in my own crew room without seeing my ID...despite the fact i live on that couch...

if you cause me and the Mrs. to argue b/c she thinks i should show you guys more respect and i just want to tip your dumb x ray machine over...