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Old 10-31-2008 | 05:45 AM
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If your overtime pay consists of revenue gained from sales on ebay...
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Old 10-31-2008 | 06:15 AM
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If you've ever thought you should confiscate a Medal of Honor because it looks like a throwing star.....
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Old 10-31-2008 | 07:57 AM
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If you refer to pilots as "those suspicious looking guys"....you might work for the TSA
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Old 10-31-2008 | 10:52 AM
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If you've mistaken a Jetblue pilot for a coworker...


...I keed, I keed.
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Old 10-31-2008 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RmTrice
If your overtime pay consists of revenue gained from sales on ebay...

Perfect....
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Old 10-31-2008 | 06:39 PM
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if you lost my shoe in dallas and couldn't find it for like 8 minutes causing me to walk around with one shoe on only to further how goofy i look...

if you won't let me in my own crew room without seeing my ID...despite the fact i live on that couch...

if you cause me and the Mrs. to argue b/c she thinks i should show you guys more respect and i just want to tip your dumb x ray machine over...
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Old 11-02-2008 | 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by hotshot
If you've mistaken a Jetblue pilot for a coworker...


...I keed, I keed.

That is truly perfect!
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Old 11-05-2008 | 11:32 AM
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If you think airlines should not leave their airplanes with "thingys" sticking out of them for you to grab on to.....
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Old 11-05-2008 | 01:46 PM
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if your dumb enough to ask a passenger why he is carrying his shoes as he swiftly walks away from the security check point...u might work for tsa

if you think that you actually make a difference in the safety of a flight believing that you are able to prevent someone from carrying a gun to the airport....you might work for tsa

if you believe your job as any real value or pride in it and that you dont think you can be replaced...you might work for tsa
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Old 11-05-2008 | 03:53 PM
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If you don't know what the acronym TSA stands for, you might work for the TSA.

Yes, no? haha...
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