Vagabond,
First, thanks for the invite, but I will be unable to attend.
Second, asking this group for advice on masculinity is the same as asking the insane asylum to define crazy. I would not take anything too seriously. Thanks for the vote of confidence, but we do have our issues.
Third, I thought they stopped selling groupie tickets in the 70's. Wow, that was a blast from the past.
Fourth, I have no idea how "doing it wrong" and flying a simulator are the same. You must elaborate, as I am intrigued...
Happy holidays....