Besides, guys like this keep your volume up...
(I'm just keedin' my purple friends, thought it was hillarious)
Prisoner Escapes In Giant FedEx Box
(DailyMail.co, Nov. 20)
Police in Germany are searching for a prisoner who escaped by FedExing himself in a box. Yasar Bayrak, 37, has been on the run since November 10. Bayrak, who was jailed for drug-related offences, escaped from jail by posting himself out of prison in a giant FedEx box used for dirty laundry.
He hid in the package which was then loaded onto a van and driven through the gates at the prison in Willich near Dusseldorf, western Germany. He is understood to have fled when the driver made his next stop.