Forget the "No Soap" stickers. I want this on a bag sticker:
Shawn Anderson, Delta’s Vice President of Delta Connection,
gave this testimony in his November 1, 2006 trial Declaration:
"If Comair is able to restructure in accordance with its restructuring plans,
I believe that Comair will be able to perform Delta Connection flying at a competitive price."
Next time Delta sends us a new CEO with the line "You guys aren't competitive" I'll run my bag over his face and he can get a good look at his boss's sworn testimony that we are, indeed, competitive.