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Old 11-25-2008 | 03:19 PM
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Bendoraitis’s first week at Comair as President:

 On Monday, Comair President Bendoraitis calls up Mr. Anderson in Atlanta and says, "Yo Rich! Come up to CVG and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Mr. Anderson asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

Bendoraitis says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Mr. Anderson gets on the next Delta flight to CVG to help with the puzzle.

Bendoraitis lets him in the GO and shows him where he has the puzzle spread out all over the conference room table.

Mr. Anderson studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to Bendoraitis and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

Anderson takes his hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee, and then," he said with a deep sigh,..................

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."




That was my attempt at a lame joke...
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