Nice Vagabond

A lady decides she would like a new pet for the family. She goes the local pet store and looking around spots a nice parrot. Intrigued, she asks the store owner about him. The owner says “Ma’am that’s a great bird, but I have to tell you, he was last owned by the most notorious Madam in the city and his home was the brothel. I am not sure about his language.” The woman considers this but decides the family can handle a few instances of bad language. She offers the owner $50 and leaves with the new pet.

After getting the bird home and setting up his cage in the new environment, the bird says “New house, new Madam; new house, new Madam” The women is a bit bothered but thinks “His last house was a brothel, that’s not too bad”. The rest of the day passes without incident and her teenage daughters arrive home from school. The bird immediately says “ New house, new Madam, new girls working” The woman is again a bit annoyed but thinks “Well he did work at the brothel and was used to seeing new women there nightly I am sure, he does not know who my daughters are, no big deal”

Finally a few hours later, her husband arrives home tired from his long day at work. The parrot immediately jumps up and says “Hi Keith, welcome back!”